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DELL'S HELL CONTINUES.  11 YEAR OLD KID POINTS OUT THEIR MISTAKE.
Today an 11 year old kid told me that each Dell Computer is engineered for specefic programs and Dell puts a sticker on each one, at the front, bottom, with what is supposed to be in it.  Hey, mine says Windows 2000 or Windows 98.  What is in it?  Well it's stinky, lousy, unstable, wobbly shaky Windows ME.
 
Not only that, but since I got it, I've been using an external modem.  Why?  They did not install the modem drivers in mine.   Great production line there, Michael, me boy.
 
THANKS MICHAEL DELL, FOR THIS COMPUTER FROM HELL.
THANKS MICHAEL DELL, FOR THIS COMPUTER FROM HELL.
THANKS MICHAEL DELL, FOR THIS COMPUTER FROM HELL.
 
So, then I innocently asked, puzzled, "Well, why in the world would they do that?"
"Well, probably Microsoft was having trouble selling this unstable program, ME, so they called up Michael Dell and offered him thousands of them at a great price, and he bought them.  They just stuck them in the machines coming down the assembly line, and you got one of them."
 
Now, this 11 year old is one smart kid, logical, so smart that he amazes me.  Michael Dell should offer him a retainer and snatch him up as soon as the can get his work permit.  In ten years he'll put Michael out to pasture with the horse that threw him on his fanny or his head.  So, that's probably how I got stuck with this COMPUTER FROM HELL. THANKS MICHAEL DELL!
 
But, isn't this cheating?  Isn't this like sending someone a virus?  Only instead of coming from the outside, this viral infection, like the Trojan Horse, came from the inside.  We all got a royal screwing, courtesy of a deliberate act by DELL CORP.  A royal shaft.  I know.  I've got a computer without a Modem, and with an internal problem, Windows ME. 
 
I am going to write another poem for Ms. Fiorini.  I think she likes my poetry.