MICHAEL DELL, YOU FORCE ME TO CHEAT
Michael and Bill, I'm going to install XP,
And uninstall lousey stinking Windows ME.
I'll bootleg it from a friend who has it on disc
And get rid of an unstable platform like this.
I've been cheated, bamboozled, and screwed to the wall,
But my complaints have long been ignored by you all.
Honorable? not either Microsoft or Dell,
So Michael and Bill, you can just go straight to Hell!
You screwed the public with shaky Windows ME,
That should have been exchanged for Windows XP - free.