ABERCROMBIE & FITCH: SEX AND SEVEN YEAR OLD GIRLS
Well, that old line company, with a name that once stood for the very best that America had to offer, Abercrombie & Fitch, has hit the news again with thongs for girls six or seven years of age, implanting sex on young minds. The thongs also have patches with sexual innuendos affixed. Childhood and innocense, lost, never to return. Just a couple of years ago they had to recall a catalog because people complained that they contained child porn. Quite a rep they're getting.

Here's my take on it, in verse.
THONGS BY ABERCROMBIE & FITCH
by Heironymous S. Anon-Y-Mous

I went to my favorite store, Abercrombie and Fitch,
To buy a colorful thong for my seven year old bitch.
There's no sense in waiting longer, until she turns eleven,
When she can be provocative at the age of seven!
If you're not quick enough, there, in order to help you think,
Boldly emblazoned on the front is a nifty "Wink, wink."
She's so delightful, one patch says she is real "Eye Candy,"
To spark minds with diviate thoughts, the thongs sure are dandy,
Once A and F stores were the very epitome of class,
Now they're helping me display my seven-year-old's ass.
Ask yourself, why are there so many lechers all around?
It's partly because such thoughtful designers abound.
My eternal thanks to the firm, Abercrombie & Fitch,
The classical outfitters of my seven year old bitch.

copyright 8-26-004


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