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AMERICAN FARMERS CATCH CASTRO (EL STUPIDO) VIRUS
:American farmers are usually very practical. At one time they were the heart and soul of America. They've always provided the stalwart young men and women who make up the backbone of America's Armed Forces. They grow up independent minded, and task oriented.

Of course, the small family owned farms are a vanishing breed. In their place we now have large corporate farms and they are profit driven and teach few, if any, lessons to our young people. They don't pray at breakfast, and those that actually do prey, devour the small independent farmers for breakfast and then each other for dinner.

But this idea of supplying Fidel with grain is just about as zany an idea as any to have ever come out of rural America. They should look at his Credit Report, like the bankers look at yours when you decide to buy a home. They should examine the manner in which he treats his International obligations, the cavalier attitude he has towards capitalist societies. They should take note of the billions he owes to other suppliers all around the world, bills he has never paid and never intends to pay. He's a FLAKE, an absolute liar and a cheat. He does not represent the honest average Cuban; he is a breed like no other, a murderous tyrannical dictator, nothing more, nothing less.

Some people object when I call Fidel a Cockroach. They think that he deserves more respect than that. They think that I'm off the wall when I do that. But, he's a huge windbag who has managed to outdo P.T. Barnum. He's the W. C. Fields of World Politics. He's the Hitler of the Caribbean. If I had my way I'd disband the United Nations for allowing him to be a member, not Cuba, but Castro, for Castro owns Cuba as certainly as anyone owns anything - through force. One man, one way, for 45 years!

What makes our monolithic U.S. farm corporations think that they are going to get lucky and collect from La Maxima Cucaracha? What makes them think that Fidel Cucaracha Castro will do any better by them than he has by the rest of the world? They've swallowed his blarney just like our College Students have. There is no way they'll see a dime of their money. The Cuban treasury is most likely secreted in a Swiss bank account under Fidel's secret number, and perhaps also in Raul's. Wait and see, those corporations that supply wheat and other foods to Castro will be asking the U.S. government to bail them out in four or five years. Castro will stiff them and then laugh as he checks his latest multi-billion dollar balance sheets from the Swiss and Luxemburg banks.

He's the type of Cucaracha that will eat the crotch out of your jockey shorts while you try to sleep at night in a Cuban jail cell.