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THE TOTAL FAILURE OF COMMUNISM IN CUBA

Communism in Cuba is a total failure, but like a Hollywood farce, they've got the dead body propped up in the passenger seat, strapped in, and they're trying desperately to make it look as if it is alive. The mouth is agape, the tongue hanging out, the eyes bulging, and the head keeps falling out the window. Fidel, driving with one hand, keeps trying to prop it back up; Raul, sitting in the back seat is hysterically jumping all over the rear seat and looking out the back window.

Yet, Fidel has managed to keep American's Liberal element convinced that El Communista is still alive and functioning, fooled Steven Spielberg, disarmed Kevin Costner, cajoled Cong. Sam Farr, buggered Harry Belafonte and Danny Glover, and lured the Hollywood Liberal establishment into his web of deceit.

Capitalism is demonstrating how fast it can outstrip Communism and has wrought a miracle along a few miles of Cuba's beaches, but not one Cuban shares in the benefits of the new developments. Communism is dead, but dupes like Sam Farr listen in awe as La Grande Cucarache pontificates for hours on end...about nothing, nada.

This Jefe las Cucarachitas is the all-time World's greatest bull-shitter (pardon my language, but one must tell the truth evan at the chance of offending sensitive Hollywood ears); 45 years of lies, deceit, murder, torture, false-imprisonments, and enslaving his own people.

Communism in Cuba is dead, but now they want to prop up the body again, by removing trade restrictions. Why? Every single product or food or weaponry that Fidel wishes to buy is available elsewhere in the world, in Mexico for example, or England or France or Italy or Spain.

The body is beginning to putrify, but he wants to put it in a new suit, courtesy of American credit. Yes, Communism is dead, riding in a 1959 Cadillac, smoke pouring out of the tailpipe, and Fidel is holding it by one ear, trying to make the head stay upright. Poor Raul, he just soiled his underwear, but he'll stick with his brother Cockroach until the end, as will America's Liberal establishment. Perhaps with a little credit, they can prop it up a little longer, just a wee bit longer. All it will take is a little bit of credit; he got six billion dollars a year from Russia, so perhaps ten can get ten billion a year from the United States. He'll repaint the '59 Cadiallac, but not one apartment in Santiago or Havana for the ordinary Cubans.

Communism is dead, now if only America will listen to the National Council of Churches and give some good Christian aid to Fidel's government, prop up the dead body, perhaps they can get another ten years out of it. So far the mortician has made it look life-like enough to fool the Liberals, with a little luck...but nah, that couldn't happen, could it?

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