JOHNNY DEPP'S BRAIN FINALLY GETS INTO GEAR, REVERSE, IT SEEMS.
Johnny Depp finally made his anti-U.S. statement in the German magazine Der Stern. It has been five or six months since the rhubarb between the U.S. and France was in all the newspapers, but it finally managed to make its' way into the inner catacombs of this dumb bunny's fuzzy brain, where it curdled for weeks upon weeks, and then, as he struggled to assimilate them, they finally oozed out of his ears just in time to catch up with a reporter for Der Stern and make sort of international headlines.

One wonders whether Hollywood gives special tests to these stars (?), or if there is a certain low-mentality bar under which they must pass, before they are allowed to blossom into this category. They seem to choose to make most of their assinine assertions and anti-American sentiments known from foreign soil. As far as I am concerned, they can stay there. France enjoys its' freedom due to the American GIs back in WWII, and many of the French remember the months they spent under the heels of the Nazi jackboots. The Nazis even used the guillotine to execute the men and women who fought in the underground against them, and if I remember correctly, they used it almost as often as during the French revolution. That's why Dips**t Johnny can make his remarks today, without fear of retribution.

Weren't he and Janine Garafolo co-joined when they were born and separated several months later by a team of surgeons? From the noises the two of them make, there has to be some truth to that rumor. She's about as looney as they come too.

Well, he's safe in the south of France, I guess, with his two kids and his French wife. He's still got French Fries on the brain though, but perhaps one day he'll figure it all out and in penance aim a .45 at the left side of his head so that when he pulls the trigger he hits the single brain cell he was born with. Maybe his French wife's genes will help the kids to overcome their father's handicap and they'll grow up decent citizens.

Janine's doctors haven't figured out yet if she actually has one, but they are in hopes that the latest series of x-rays helps them to locate it, her single brain cell I mean. However, even that would seem to be an overabundance for this dolly judging by the statements she has been making about her flag and country.

If two tomatoes like this lived in Cuba, once they outed Fidel Castro, they'd have been buried in a cattle pen up to their necks in swill and then allowed to slowly drown. In the U.S., it's all in the free speech mode and they can get away with it. They need a tour of Saddam's torture chambers so that they can appreciate what the Iraqis lived under for more than twenty years, maybe even to spend a few weeks locked in one.

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